BEST LINES FROM EACH SEGMENT OF TREEHOUSE OF HORROR V

Marge's time to shine.
  1. The Shinning
    "Is Dad going to kill us?" "We're just going to have to wait and see."
  2. Time and Punishment
    "Join us father." "It's bliiiiiissssss."
  3. Nightmare Cafeteria
    "You march right back in that school, look them straight in the eye, and say 'Don't eat me.'"