PLACES I WAS ICED IN COLLEGE
If you don't know about "Bros Icing Bros," well, you are supremely lucky. For several months in 2010-2011 I was constantly on edge, waiting to be surprised with a Smirnoff Ice. If presented with one, I had to take a knee and chug it immediately.
- •My bedIt was tucked in a nice and cozy waiting for me
- •While opening a giftIt wasn't a gift. It was a Smirnoff ice.
- •Before my morning coffeeBecause I asked my friend to pick me up an iced mocha. I got a Smirnoff Ice first.
- •At improv practiceI drank it really fast on an empty stomach and my friend had to drive my car home for me
- •At TGI Friday's
- •At a party, with my own defense IceIf you have an Ice on your person, you can "Ice Block" and make the person trying to ice you drink both Ices. I had an Ice in my back pocket for this purpose. When my back was turned, my friend stole it and then iced me with it.
- •At an awards ceremony, multiple timesOkay, it was a party, but my improv team was giving out end-of-year awards. The awards were a bucket with an Ice in them. Every person got Iced. I was subsequently iced 4 more times that night.
- •In the bathroomIt was in the tampon box under the sink