Not just text, including gchat and Slack because fuck your conventions. 2/5 of these are booze related. Is that bad?
  1. driving downtown is the dumb thing and jaywalking makes sense
    long story but it involves police in Denver giving out free pizza coupons to people not breaking the law
  2. Jealous
    in regards to my friend having a hoodie since our office is cold
  3. I'm afraid to install Windows 10 on my desktop
    I'm a nerd.
  4. Until then you can always do a purse flask. a lot of Starbucks drinks would be good with booze in them
    Explains itself.
  5. You took mom to Coors already?
    My parents are visiting. This was 11am.