LAST 5 MESSAGES I'VE SENT
Not just text, including gchat and Slack because fuck your conventions. 2/5 of these are booze related. Is that bad?
- •driving downtown is the dumb thing and jaywalking makes senselong story but it involves police in Denver giving out free pizza coupons to people not breaking the law
- •Jealousin regards to my friend having a hoodie since our office is cold
- •I'm afraid to install Windows 10 on my desktopI'm a nerd.
- •Until then you can always do a purse flask. a lot of Starbucks drinks would be good with booze in themExplains itself.
- •You took mom to Coors already?My parents are visiting. This was 11am.