THINGS I HAVE DONE WHILE WAITING TO GET OFF THIS PLANE

  1. Packed all my shit back into my backpack
  2. Stretched, a lot
  3. Made faces at this cool toddler
  4. Decided I'd never have kids after another kid behind me decided to start screaming
  5. Contemplated existence
  6. Texted, a lot.
  7. Watched other people get off this plane
  8. Kicked myself for not spending $15 to upgrade to an exit row
  9. Stood and stretched, just a bit more
  10. Started getting annoyed with cool toddler after he started crying too
  11. Actually started moving to get off the plane