1. 0-4: I don't know how to talk or think yet
  2. 4-9: Alcoholism and Yoga Pants
  3. 9-12: AA Chips and Skinny Jeans!
  4. 12-14: Plot twist I still don't know how to talk or think
  5. 14-15: Cool beans except I'm not longer an individual
  6. 15-present: The Only Constant is Change.