Chapter Titles In The Book About My Life
- •0-4: I don't know how to talk or think yet
- •4-9: Alcoholism and Yoga Pants
- •9-12: AA Chips and Skinny Jeans!
- •12-14: Plot twist I still don't know how to talk or think
- •14-15: Cool beans except I'm not longer an individual
- •15-present: The Only Constant is Change.