REASONS I NEED TO GO GROCERY SHOPPING

aka a list of what i have in the pantry
  1. potatoes
  2. stale bread
    honey wheat
  3. stale english muffins
  4. hamburger buns
    why did i buy these
  5. one jar of mayo
  6. two cans of tuna
  7. half a jar of peanut butter
  8. boil-in-a-bag rice
  9. one sheet of matzah
  10. tin foil
  11. an empty salt shaker