WAYS GOD IS PUNISHING ME

  1. its halloweekend but i have a bunch of things to do
  2. i don't have a job
  3. i am cursed to forever be covered in orange paint
  4. the craft center overcharges me for paint every day
  5. my meds are never with me when i have a glass of water
  6. every girl i remotely like is seeing/talking to someone else
  7. my schedule doesn't line up with any of my friends'
  8. hph hasn't called me back
  9. my laundry is causing me more trouble than its worth
  10. my fingers and toes hurt
  11. i have a stomachache at almost any given time
  12. i am inspired but unable to act on inspirations