5 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A WOMAN AFTER SEX, BY AMY SCHUMER

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  1. Now we both have it!
  2. Clean up, aisle you!
  3. Don't want to rush you out, but I called you a cab before we started, and it's here.
  4. You use more teeth than your sister.
  5. Can I borrow $30? It's for you.