THE 5 LEAST SCARY HORROR MOVIE TROPES

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  1. 1.
    Ghost kids
    Real kids are way scarier. They throw things and hit people in the dark.
  2. 2.
    Flashing a ghost face for, like, half a second
    Will you let me see the damn ghost? Let it haunt me with paranoia that an unspeakable evil awaits me. That's what makes horror movies fun!
  3. 3.
    Cursed objects
    You were too lazy to create a compelling villain, so you hired an old music box.
  4. 4.
    A famous person playing a seemingly minor part.
    Guess who did it.
  5. 5.
    Torture
    Why would I want to see this? People who like Hostel are messed up.