CHRISTMAS TO-DO LIST AND THE LIKELIHOOD OF CARRYING IT OUT

  1. Make snow angels for two hours
    The forecast on Christmas Day is about 70 degrees and storming. 0/10.
  2. Go ice skating
    Ice skating is fun, but it's so hard and also expensive and crowded. Probably would attempt for 30 minutes until giving up and going to get pancakes instead. 3/10.
  3. Eat a whole roll of Tollhouse cookie dough
    Delicious. A stomach ache might be on the other end of this adventure, but I'll embark on it anyway. 8/10.
  4. Snuggle
    There's nothing in the world that I want more right now. 14/10.