@gwcoffey wants to know about my hat, so let's talk about it.
  1. Comfy
    You know, like beanies should be.
  2. Fun
    It has a PUFF BALL ON TOP.
  3. A great way to hide hair I'm not proud of
    A good way of hiding my new haircut that I'm not entirely sure how to style yet. Also, bad hair day? NAH, SON. I can cover that on up!
  4. WARM
    My head is now a billion degrees warmer than it was before I owned this.
  5. A good selfie-helper
    Hair still looks good, but also look at my hat! It's cool too!
    I got it for three dollars at Target. Hellz yeah, Target. Love you.