SEQUENCE OF EVENTS FROM THE VERY EARLY HOURS OF MY FRIDAY MORNING

ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME!!!!
  1. I decided to go to bed about midnight
  2. Ended up not doing that at all because I stayed up until 3:00 AM to hear the new Coldplay single
  3. Passed the hell out
  4. Woke up and listened to the new Coldplay single again
  5. I'm in love