THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE
Inspired by @Fitz. Brought back by @combatdavey.
- 1.What's your favorite word?Idiosyncrasies.
- 2.What is your least favorite word?Yolk. Ew.
- 3.What turns you on?Passion. Wit. Openness.
- 4.What turns you off?Closed-mindedness.
- 5.Favorite curse word?FUCK.
- 6.What sound or noise do you love?Listening to someone's heart beat as you lie on their chest, or the sound of rain on a tin roof, or the laughter of people you just told a really great joke to.
- 7.What sound or noise do you hate?Repetitive sharp tones that make you wanna grind your teeth, or tires screeching on pavement, or any kind of shouting.
- 8.What profession would you love to attempt?I would love to produce music. Film scores to be exact. Being a composer has always been a dream of mine.
- 9.What profession would you not like to attempt?Chain restaurant food.
- 10.If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?Definitely not "I told ya so" but it's probably the most likely thing.