THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE

Inspired by @Fitz. Brought back by @combatdavey.
  1. 1.
    What's your favorite word?
    Idiosyncrasies.
  2. 2.
    What is your least favorite word?
    Yolk. Ew.
  3. 3.
    What turns you on?
    Passion. Wit. Openness.
  4. 4.
    What turns you off?
    Closed-mindedness.
  5. 5.
    Favorite curse word?
    FUCK.
  6. 6.
    What sound or noise do you love?
    Listening to someone's heart beat as you lie on their chest, or the sound of rain on a tin roof, or the laughter of people you just told a really great joke to.
  7. 7.
    What sound or noise do you hate?
    Repetitive sharp tones that make you wanna grind your teeth, or tires screeching on pavement, or any kind of shouting.
  8. 8.
    What profession would you love to attempt?
    I would love to produce music. Film scores to be exact. Being a composer has always been a dream of mine.
  9. 9.
    What profession would you not like to attempt?
    Chain restaurant food.
  10. 10.
    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    Definitely not "I told ya so" but it's probably the most likely thing.