THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE
Inspired by @Fitz. Brought back by @combatdavey.
- •What's your favorite word?Idiosyncrasies.
- •What is your least favorite word?Yolk. Ew.
- •What turns you on?Passion. Wit. Openness.
- •What turns you off?Closed-mindedness.
- •Favorite curse word?FUCK.
- •What sound or noise do you love?Listening to someone's heart beat as you lie on their chest, or the sound of rain on a tin roof, or the laughter of people you just told a really great joke to.
- •What sound or noise do you hate?Repetitive sharp tones that make you wanna grind your teeth, or tires screeching on pavement, or any kind of shouting.
- •What profession would you love to attempt?I would love to produce music. Film scores to be exact. Being a composer has always been a dream of mine.
- •What profession would you not like to attempt?Chain restaurant food.
- •If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?Definitely not "I told ya so" but it's probably the most likely thing.