CHAPTER TITLES FOR THE BOOK ABOUT MY LIFE

  1. Side Bangs
  2. I Am Half Naked 50% Of The Time
  3. The Laziest Athlete You Will Ever Meet
  4. I Have, Approximately, Two Friends
  5. Overusing Commas: A Lifelong Battle
  6. Nail Biting ...
  7. ... Why I Don't Play Basketball
  8. The Tales of Mr. Bindi: an Essay by Lily Doerfler, esteemed sister
  9. Long Titles: A Lifelong Battle