Things Drunk People Love

From what I've seen
  1. Dogs (any kind of dog.. Or furry thing with legs)
  2. Shots (more? Good idea!)
  3. Talking about doing some dumb ish but never actually following through with it
  4. Dogs
  5. Grilled cheese (or Mac n cheese)
  6. Saying "this one time I.." To try to impress their fellow drunk peers
  7. Rolling around
  8. Dogs
  9. More shots
  10. Making loud noises/laughing excessively
  11. IHOP or chickfila breakfast the next morning with a snapchat saying "the morning after"
  12. Messy snapchats
  13. Deleting said snapchats the next day