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- •I wake up super late for school, throw on some purple Nike shorts and a gray tshirt and I'm offPs I'm on my period (important for later)
- •2nd period comes, I bleed through my purple shortsBAD, like there's no avoiding a wardrobe change at this point
- •I rush to the car and drive home, skipping 3rd to take care of more pressing issues
SHOUTOUT TO DISNEY
- •Prince NaveenWOWOWOWOWOWOWIWIWIWIWIW GET ON BOARD PPL HE IS SO UNDERRATED WHAT LOOK AT HIS SMILE AND DIMPLES AND HAIR
- •Prince PhillipI had a crush on him when I was maybe 4 years old. Look at him. Jaw for days, nicely styled hair for days, angry glare for DAYZ
- •Prince EricEither wears his prince outfit (idk what the right name for that is) or an unbuttoned shirt 24/7 and flashes his pretty smile and eyes while playing with his dog so he's my dream
- •Nick and JessI'm sorry Nick and Jess you know I love you and y'all are cute during the lean in but then y'all become one giant mass of human and y'all never breathe. I feel like it's like a dementor sucking the life out of Jess.
- •Noah and AllieNoah and Allie y'all are the OG. I mean I'm pretty sure y'all won an award for this kiss. But I'm sorry. I hate it. Look at your face Allie. Are you dying? Watching someone die? Getting stabbed? Because that's the vibe I'm getting.
- •Tyler and CarolineDear Tyler and Caroline, I don't even like y'all together that much and I'm over the break up but when I had to witness y'all kiss it made me a little nauseous. Y'all could learn a little from Nick and Jess because y'all go like 10,000 kisses per second. Please never kiss again.
- •Moving to the next song on my playlist before Sweet Caroline was doneI'm my own worst nightmare, what kind of sick person does this
- •Using my day off to get absolutely 0 work doneAnd instead watching Netflix and looking at social media for hours what a millennial thing for me to do🙄
- •Not going to bed at a reasonable hourI always stay up like 5+ hours later than expected?? What is that about
- •This listI feel like it started strong but I'm already out of ideas I'm over it/ the previous item is dumb and I feel like I only included it for the relatable aspect I truly am my own worst nightmare
- •Emily Isabelle/ dogColloquially known as "Emmie" and she's cute af (why is her name so official??? why does she have a middle name?)
- •Oliver/ dog"Ollie" you will soon realize our family has a thing for old names that sound similar to those of rich old English men
- •Lucky Jack/ dog"Jack" he was supposed to die because he was a runt but alas he persevered. Follows old man theme
- •All the drafts I have on this appThere are many many many many
- •A painting I started a few months agoIt has the potential to be par, right now it is subpar
- •A story I began writing in second gradeIt is a "real life version" of the Good Samaritan told from three different perspectives??? Idk honestly
- •CollegeOtherwise the overwhelming debt will be for nothing
- •The beginning: love/loveYou're filled with youth and excitement, looking forward to life
- •Halfway through: love/hateShould I finish these I'm getting full? Yeah I should I mean they cost a whole $2.00 I'm not wasting that
- •The final fry: love/sadnessThat last golden fry has been consumed and you now look into the empty carton that mocks you with crumbs and memories of fries past