COUPLES THAT I LIKE BUT HATE HOW THEY KISS

  1. Nick and Jess
    I'm sorry Nick and Jess you know I love you and y'all are cute during the lean in but then y'all become one giant mass of human and y'all never breathe. I feel like it's like a dementor sucking the life out of Jess.
  2. Noah and Allie
    Noah and Allie y'all are the OG. I mean I'm pretty sure y'all won an award for this kiss. But I'm sorry. I hate it. Look at your face Allie. Are you dying? Watching someone die? Getting stabbed? Because that's the vibe I'm getting.
  3. Tyler and Caroline
    Dear Tyler and Caroline, I don't even like y'all together that much and I'm over the break up but when I had to witness y'all kiss it made me a little nauseous. Y'all could learn a little from Nick and Jess because y'all go like 10,000 kisses per second. Please never kiss again.