GRACE AND THE TERRIBLE HORRIBLE NO GOOD VERY BAD DAY

  1. I wake up super late for school, throw on some purple Nike shorts and a gray tshirt and I'm off
    Ps I'm on my period (important for later)
  2. 2nd period comes, I bleed through my purple shorts
    BAD, like there's no avoiding a wardrobe change at this point
  3. I rush to the car and drive home, skipping 3rd to take care of more pressing issues
  4. I change and go back out to my car to leave
  5. But my keys are locked in
  6. Go back inside to get the spare key
  7. Discover that the spare is also in the car
  8. Never fear good neighbors come to help and we get a hanger down to the unlock button and press down
  9. But it doesn't work
    At this point I'm v frustrated
  10. I'm on my phone looking up locksmiths
    As in looking down
  11. I RUN INTO A NAIL STICKING OUT OF MY FRONT DOOR
    I'm so over the day at this point
  12. I'm pisseded af but my mom superglues my skin back together and all is fair in the world again
    Get u a mom that can do both
  13. Meanwhile I bleed through a second pair of shorts
    ALRIGHT MOTHER NATURE CHILL OUT
  14. I get called into work
    Of course
  15. That night work is busier than ever and I have to stay 30 minutes late to help close
    I work at a cafe it's high class stuff
  16. I head home, tired and hungry to broccoli cheddar soup I had been daydreaming of all during work
    It was Jason's Deli and I was so ready for it
  17. As I pull out the soup from the microwave it falls to the ground and 2/3 spills out
  18. 2/3!!!!!!!
  19. At this point my hormonal self can't handle it anymore
  20. I lay on the ground and cry for a few minutes
  21. Then I go to bed, have a nightmare, and wake up with hives during the middle of the night
    I've had stress hives for a few weeks and let me tell u yesterday did not help
  22. That is all