MY DOG OLLIE'S THOUGHTS

  1. Um why is she petting Jack when I'm right here, maybe I should growl so she knows I can see her blatant disregard for my feelings
  2. I smell yorkie on her clothes, I'm a bichon/westie she's cheating on me. I bet she's planning on leaving me behind and running off with this mystery dog.
  3. Do you think she thinks the yorkie is cuter than me? Does she even think I'm cute anymore?
  4. I'll show my love for her by protecting her from the squirrels outside. I'll keep watch and bark every two minutes just to remind her I'm still keeping watch, I bet that yorkie can't protect her like I can.
  5. Okay it's 3:02, I get fed every day at 3:00, maybe she just wants me to starve so she can go be with the yorkie.
  6. 3:05, that's it I'm dying, goodbye world.
  7. 3:06, here she comes. Maybe she just pitied me too much to let me die like that.
  8. Oh my gosh she's heading towards the door, the food was all a distraction, she's leaving me forever.
  9. AT LEAST HAVE THE HEART TO TELL ME GOODBYE. AT LEAST LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN YOU LEAVE ME FOREVER.
  10. I'm going to be stuck with Emmie and Jack. Alone. They'll gang up on me. They'll get all the attention. It's the beginning of the end. Soon all of the humans will leave me. They'll just take Emmie and Jack and leave me by myself.
  11. Wait, she's coming back, false alarm
  12. NO ONE WORRY SHE STILL LOVES ME
  13. For today.
  14. Still worried about that yorkie.