1. One Direction: a brief overview
    By brief I mean easily 20,000 words
  2. The difference between real Tex Mex and eh Tex Mex: an editorial
    And by editorial I mean completely factual and not up for debate
  3. Perfect excuses to leave class that will somehow make your teacher like you more than before: an autobiography
    And by autobiography I mean a description of how I made it through high school