FAQ's I Was Asked While at Comedy Central

I start a new job tomorrow so I'm reflecting on my three years at Comedy Central. Spilling all the beanzzz.
  1. Are you funny?
    You don't have to be funny to work at Comedy Central, but you do need to have a strong sense of humor.
  2. Have you met Jon Stewart?
    Never meet your heroes.
  3. Can you bring back Chappelle's Show?
    Sure
  4. Who is getting roasted this year?
    I find out a few hours before you do.
  5. Do you watch tv all day?
    Sometimes
  6. Can you get me tickets to The Daily Show?