I Want To Meet The Person Who Owns This Shirt

It's sold out, so that means there was at least one buyer.
  1. From J. Crew
  2. It's called the "Collection Embellished Polo"
    "Collection" must mean something special
  3. It's $895
    I mean...
  4. I don't know much about fishing but I bet if you go swimming in this, you'd get a few nibbles