Ideal Upstairs Neighbor

Not tryna brag or anything, but I am the best upstairs neighbor.
  1. Light-footed
    No thumping with every step
  2. Doesn't wear shoes indoors
    No click-clacking of soles or heels
  3. Lives alone
    No loud talking/fighting, or other noises
  4. Clean
    No bug infestation in vents or mold from leaks
  5. Sedentary
    A couch potato who will rarely move around
  6. Strong wifi with no password protection
    I lock my wifi but shout out to my neighbor in college who did not lock his or her wifi.