My Reaction to Learning the Names of My Cousins' Babies

Different cousins over the last few years in chronological order.
  1. Gabriel
    I thought we were gonna go with Benjamin per our discussion, but I'm all for another G in the family.
  2. Jesriel
    Not a real name. Never going to get key chains at theme parks.
  3. Abraxas
    What? Seriously? How do you pronounce that? Is that a name?
  4. Zoe
    Whatev. Basic.
  5. Kaylee Love
    Tacky.
  6. There's another one but I forgot it
    Chances are, the name is just as terrible as all the others.