Things I Would Do If I Were Taller
Writing at 4'10"
- •Use the top shelves of my cabinetsPrecious real estate go unused!
- •Take a spinning classToo short to ride
- •Get a CitiBike membershipThere's no way I can fit on one of those bikes
- •Go to more standing room/general admission concertsThis was my view at a show where I saw glimpses of the artist in between people's heads
- •Buy more drinks at the barIt's hard enough to get noticed by a busy bartender already, so it's extra frustrating when they don't even see you
- •Have conversations with tall people while standingWe both end up shouting or sitting. This is a struggle at social functions