Things I Would Do If I Were Taller

Writing at 4'10"
  1. Use the top shelves of my cabinets
    Precious real estate go unused!
  2. Take a spinning class
    Too short to ride
  3. Get a CitiBike membership
    There's no way I can fit on one of those bikes
  4. Go to more standing room/general admission concerts
    This was my view at a show where I saw glimpses of the artist in between people's heads
  5. Buy more drinks at the bar
    It's hard enough to get noticed by a busy bartender already, so it's extra frustrating when they don't even see you
  6. Have conversations with tall people while standing
    We both end up shouting or sitting. This is a struggle at social functions