Thoughts I Had at the Company Holiday Party
Being in a crowded venue gives you a lot of opportunities to let your mind wander.
- •Who the fuck are all these people
- •IS THAT A T REXYes. There was a T. rex roaming the floor all night
- •Is SPINDERELLA salt or peppaI'm told she is neither salt nor peppa
- •Where's the bathroomWhere isn't the bathroom?!
- •Is this party jungle themed
- •Can I steal this
- •I forgot she works here
- •Who is possibly emailing me right now
- •Ugh should have brought a purse. Hate holding my phone
- •How many more glasses of wine before I get on the dance floor
- •Sushi seems like a terrible idea
- •Boss man called dibs on this keg
- •Omg is that flip cup
- •Play some Justin BieberBiz Markie did not take my request via my tweet to him.
- •Should have eaten that chicken nugget
- •Where's my team