THE WORST THINGS YOU CAN SAY WHILE GETTING ON A PLANE

My sister and I just said all of these. Sorry, people flying to Charlotte
  1. Me:"it's good that you got the norovirus today, instead of over Christmas."
  2. Sister: "it's so interesting how disease spreads! This is an epidemiologist's worst nightmare."
  3. Me: "it sucks that it's so highly contagious. I definitely already have it."
  4. Me: "I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth."b
  5. Sister: "I'm definitely going to vomit on this flight."
  6. Sister: "but also, I'm craving a chick-fil-a milkshake."
  7. Me: "that's a good sign!"