TIMES TODAY WHEN NASHVILLE WAS JUST TOO MUCH

  1. When I sat in the same spot in traffic for 20 minutes
  2. When I saw an ad for a nearby neighborhood that played like a parody of out-of-touch rich people, but was really just made about/for out-of-touch rich people
  3. When I put in "honky tonk brewery" into Google Maps and 3837262 places came up
  4. When the sidewalk was closed because construction