THINGS MY STEPDAD LIKES TO DO IN PUBLIC
- •Speaks Japanese to Chinese-American people whose first language is English.Awkwardness ensues...
- •Orders the strangest thing on the menu"Well I've never tried Rocky Mountain oysters soo..."
- •Teaches new words to ten year old meHe let me hear the word 'masturbation' on a forced family fun hike when he was attempting to get my older siblings to laugh/smile for a picture. "Think of masturbation" -Mark (that is a direct quote)
- •He will sleepAnywhere and everywhere. Preferably with his legs crossed and propped on top of the tray table on planes.
- •DancesA couple glasses of wine and he's groovin regardless of the presence or absence of music and an appreciative audience
- •Laughs way too loudHis favorite things to laugh loudly at are things that aren't humorous at all.
- •Force you to give him a back crackYou know the bear hug thing where you squeeze a person tight and lift them up...well you get the point.