WHAT I DO AT WORK WHEN I DON'T WANT TO WORK
This is an ongoing list
- •Check the weather
- •Check the news
- •Count the change in my change jarDo I have enough for chocolate milk?
- •Make this list on Word first before typing it outBonus for making it look like I'm working
- •Check the supply room to see if they have any more Pilot G2s in stockThey have only been in stock once.
- •Check the weatherRealize only upon seeing the forecast that I already did this ~8 minutes prior.
- •Shell out the cash for chocolate milk
- •If the human visible light spectrum was expanded, what would the new colors look like?
- •Draw a window on my whiteboard showing a nature landscape behind it and stare out longingly
- •Seriously question Pottermore's decision to put me in RavenclawUse this list as Exhibit A on why I would be an embarrassment to the house.
- •Wonder if the guy I see brushing his teeth multiple times a day is super hygienic or has some sort of condition
- •Wonder why my coworker listens to Rihanna's Pon de Replay so many times every day.It's a fine song but ????