1. Beyoncé
    Because she is my spirit animal and her sheer presence would take all the attention off of me and squelch my anxiety.
  2. Adele
    I would like to be able to make her laugh and listen to her tell stories. Also, if I could hear her sing live in a small space with twinkle lights I could die having known nirvana.
  3. Michael Fassbender
    I need a date. Duh.
  4. Aziz Ansari
    I would love to have a conversation with him. I would also love to see how he would interact with all these other people.
  5. Anthony Bourdain
    Every party needs someone on edge. Also, he'd bring the best food.
  6. Betty White
    National Treasure deserves to be at every party. Also, I can't think of anything better than sitting in a corner of a party making shitty funny comments about the people there with Betty White.
  7. North West
    She's a style icon and also we have the same facial expression most of the time.
  8. Steve Martin
    He seems like a good egg. A jovial guy. He also can play the banjo and if I could somehow wrangle Beyoncé and Adele into a banjo duet I'd basically be the greatest music producer ever.
  9. Jennifer Lawrence
    Seems like a solid drinker with good stories.
  10. Angelina Jolie
    She'd be able to talk about deep shit with the most beautiful concern.