NEW YEARS BULLSHIT
Things I should work on to squelch the demons in me, or at least appease them.
- •Workout more.Use the yoga Groupon you bought you filthy animal.
- •Dye my hair
- •Stop spending so much time in my apartment.
- •Go to a therapist.
- •ITS AUGUST AND I'M HERE TO DECLARE I DID ALL THIS SHIT.FUCK YOU RESOLUTIONS YOU GOT OWNED.
- •And by owned I mean I've clearly made peace with who I am.