NEW YEARS BULLSHIT

Things I should work on to squelch the demons in me, or at least appease them.
  1. Workout more.
    Use the yoga Groupon you bought you filthy animal.
  2. Dye my hair
  3. Stop spending so much time in my apartment.
  4. Go to a therapist.
  5. ITS AUGUST AND I'M HERE TO DECLARE I DID ALL THIS SHIT.
    FUCK YOU RESOLUTIONS YOU GOT OWNED.
  6. And by owned I mean I've clearly made peace with who I am.
  7. Wow.