1. β€’
    October
    Because cooler weather and Halloween and leaves and crazy costumes on the Internet
  2. β€’
    December
    Because twinkle lights and plaid and break and cold and πŸŽ…πŸΏ
  3. β€’
    November
    Because cool and leavesπŸ‚ and πŸ¦ƒ but no costumes and I'm indifferent to Memphis.
  4. β€’
    February
    Because usually Mardi Gras and βœŠπŸΏπŸ‘„ (Black History) and Valentine's Day because the Internet makes shallow love funny.
  5. β€’
    January
    Because New Years and still pretty cold, but school.
  6. β€’
    June
    Because although I'm happy to be alive it's hot as shit and my birthday gives me anxiety.
  7. β€’
    March
    You got to be born. Still pretty mild weather.
  8. β€’
    April
    I like the lambs weather isn't terrible, but allergy season.
  9. β€’
    September
    I don't give a shit about September. It's a shit month.
  10. β€’
    May
    Getting hot. But school ending.
  11. β€’
    July
    Hot as shit, but lots of birthday parties so can't be last.
  12. β€’
    August
    HOT AS SHIT AND SCHOOL STARTS. Satan's month.