RANKING OF MONTHS FROM MOST TO LEAST FAVORITE

  1. 1.
    October
    Because cooler weather and Halloween and leaves and crazy costumes on the Internet
  2. 2.
    December
    Because twinkle lights and plaid and break and cold and πŸŽ…πŸΏ
  3. 3.
    November
    Because cool and leavesπŸ‚ and πŸ¦ƒ but no costumes and I'm indifferent to Memphis.
  4. 4.
    February
    Because usually Mardi Gras and βœŠπŸΏπŸ‘„ (Black History) and Valentine's Day because the Internet makes shallow love funny.
  5. 5.
    January
    Because New Years and still pretty cold, but school.
  6. 6.
    June
    Because although I'm happy to be alive it's hot as shit and my birthday gives me anxiety.
  7. 7.
    March
    You got to be born. Still pretty mild weather.
  8. 8.
    April
    I like the lambs weather isn't terrible, but allergy season.
  9. 9.
    September
    I don't give a shit about September. It's a shit month.
  10. 10.
    May
    Getting hot. But school ending.
  11. 11.
    July
    Hot as shit, but lots of birthday parties so can't be last.
  12. 12.
    August
    HOT AS SHIT AND SCHOOL STARTS. Satan's month.