THINGS MED SCHOOL THERESIA REGRETS THAT MIDDLE SCHOOL THERESIA DID/SAID/WORE
- •TRYING TO BE COOL.
- •Middle school me had weave. So that.
- •Also middle school me had a perm. Also that.
- •Middle school me has been expertly blocked from my memory so I can't think of anything else.
- •God, middle school had to have been a horrible time with how little I recall.
- •I also have very little shame now, so whatever she did that was embarrassing I'm pretty over.
- •WAIT. CRYING WHEN SHERMAN POPE TOLD ME MY HAIRY LEGS WERE GROSS.I had never thought about body hair before that point and I let that fucker make me feel bad about myself. While I enjoy a smooth shaved leg I WILL NOT BE HELD HOSTAGE BY THE SHAME OF HAVING HAIR GROW.