THINGS MED SCHOOL THERESIA REGRETS THAT MIDDLE SCHOOL THERESIA DID/SAID/WORE

  1. TRYING TO BE COOL.
  2. Middle school me had weave. So that.
  3. Also middle school me had a perm. Also that.
  4. Middle school me has been expertly blocked from my memory so I can't think of anything else.
  5. God, middle school had to have been a horrible time with how little I recall.
  6. I also have very little shame now, so whatever she did that was embarrassing I'm pretty over.
  7. WAIT. CRYING WHEN SHERMAN POPE TOLD ME MY HAIRY LEGS WERE GROSS.
    I had never thought about body hair before that point and I let that fucker make me feel bad about myself. While I enjoy a smooth shaved leg I WILL NOT BE HELD HOSTAGE BY THE SHAME OF HAVING HAIR GROW.