THINGS MICHAEL PONDER IS DOING WITH HIS LIFE

  1. Pondering
  2. Working. Maybe in insurance.
  3. Procuring a wide selection of very long knives.
    Which we all know at some point become swords.
  4. More effectively hiding from me than he was that day that I for all intents and purposes had a stroke when I saw him.
  5. Gearing up for our 10 year.
  6. being a fucking legend.