THINGS I NEED FOR COACHELLA

  1. Purell spritz
  2. A ride to Palm Springs
  3. Sun bonnet
  4. A one hitter because my rolling papers are weirdly TOO flammable
  5. A purse that doesn't hurt others when I dance, fringe optional
  6. More drugs
  7. New friends
  8. Different drugs
  9. A bathing costume
  10. Shoes that are comfortable but also fashionable but also not so great that I'll miss them when they disintegrate on Day 3