I'll never join a band but I have a lot of good ideas okay!!!
  1. High School Sweethearts
  2. Born In Bandaids
  3. 1492
    even better if you sing songs about colonization
  4. Bible Belt Babies
  5. Pennsylvania Avenue
  6. White Wine Women
  7. Kalkulus Kidz
    perfect for math-related bands, obviously!
  8. The Geico Geckos
  9. Louis and The CK's
  10. Dolly Parton's Plastic Surgeons
  11. The Threat Level Midnights
    an Office reference is always a plus