The Really, Really Boring Egg Sandwich I Made for Brekky🍳

It was mediocre but hit the spot.
  1. 1.
    Fry an egg. Hard.
    Here's the thing, I love a running yolk but sometime it's just inconvenient to have yolk running down your face and dripping onto your shirt.
  2. 2.
    Toast an English muffin.
    I like a light toast. Enough to get the edges crispy but still have a soft center. That's a sweet spot...
  3. 3.
    Accessorize
    I always adorn my egg sandwich with Golden's Spicy Brown Mustard. It's a slightly obscure but solid choice. (Like my mustard squirt?!)
  4. 4.
    Marry it all together
    I, Fried Egg, take you, Toast English Muffin w/ Spicy Mustard, to be my lawfully mediocre breakfast. I DO. You may now eat this sandwich.