Thoughts I Have While Reading an Organic Avenue Menu

  1. This juice would be good with some tequila
  2. Why is Mylk spelled with a Y?
  3. Dragons Breath Juice?!!?!
    Am I suddenly reading a menu at Guy's American?
  4. This juice would be good with some gin.
    @snoop dog back me up here...
  5. A few things about the AB&J
    Can I have PB instead of AB? Can I have white bread? Also can I get a WHOLE sandwich instead of half? And a glass of Mylk?
  6. Rum in this one? Please?
  7. I just CANT EVEN with solid food right now
  8. Can I have extra gluten in my muffin?
  9. I had an Aloe Shot.