THE WORST IDEAS I'VE EVER HAD

Creatively
  1. A parody of Jewel's "Pieces of You" album called "Pieces of Shit"
    Don't ask me what the parody is, this is literally as far as I've gotten with it
  2. Auditioning for Rupaul's drag race under thr name "The Bearded Lady"
    First facial haired drag queen AND first straight competitor! Now if I only knew what I was doing...
  3. A 5 person costume consisting of 5 reddish purple body suits
    "We're Maroon 5!"
  4. A Movie-Musical of Ke$ha's "Animal" album
    Obviously starring Mandy Moore