7 STEP PROGRAM TO NOT BEING A PUSSY

  1. 1.
    Admitting you have a problem
    You need to come to terms with the fact that you aren't a savage but you will be; but, you can become someone who sometimes says savage things.
  2. 2.
    Keep in mind that you just started and, are, in fact still a pussy.
    That way, the next time an opportunity comes where you can either be a savage or puss out, you end up making a more constructive decision.
  3. 3.
    Get a sponsor
    Find someone who is a renowned savage and politely and privately ask them to help you be more of a savage and less of a pussy. If they say "No" or "Fuck off" reply promptly with a "Guess I will just have to ask your (Dad, Ex, Mom or Sister) "I'm surprised you ended up pussying out on this situation" chances are that they realize your potential and end up taking you under their wing.
  4. 4.
    Make an effort
    But don't try too hard, otherwise you will look like a douche. The more and more savage things you do and say, the more and more opportunities to be a savage are brought to light. Your sponsor, if chosen correctly, should also be reminding and suggesting that you be a savage.
  5. 5.
    Continue working with your sponsor
    Sometimes a sponsor will create an opportunity or a situation in which you can be savage; take that opportunity out of respect and eagerness to practice.
  6. 6.
    Savage
    Someone will eventually say in regards to the savage thing you just did or said "Savage". Then reply to them "Thanks, I know"
  7. 7.
    Keep it up
    After a while of participating in savagery, it will become very hard for you to choose to pussy out. That means you have become a savage.