Requested by the brilliant @marymurphy . Also shoutout to these names I don't trust. But mainly @marymurphy cause she helped raise me and without her I wouldn't be where I am today. Not knowing where I am going with this introduction. #imtired
  1. Duncan
    Like, its just a gross name.
  2. Benji
    Equally gross as Duncan
  3. Hitler
    Self Explanatory
  4. Stalin
    Self Explanetory
  5. Mao
    Self Xplanitury
  6. Osama
    Serf Expentiary
  7. Mayor Sanger
    He's the mayor of my city, but I met a triple hat wearing mayor at the art festival that makes me think otherwise.