REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD REQUEST A LIST FROM ME.

JUST. FUCKING. DO. IT.
  1. Because I love you all
    Like I love my kids, that I don't have but I imagine its the type of love where I love you guys-even though you do some stupid fucking shit and get yourselves into trouble-but I love you anyway.
  2. I contain multitudes
  3. I will write any list you request
    I MEAN ANYTHING. LETS GET FUCKKING WEIRD-REQUEST SOME WEIRD ASS SHIT GUYS
  4. I have been told I am funny
    I like to jape. I dabble in hooliganism and mysteries.
  5. Again, I will do any list that is requested
    NO BOUNDARIES PEOPLE
  6. PLEASE
  7. JUST
  8. REQUEST
  9. LISTS
  10. I
  11. AM
  12. BEGGING
  13. FOR
  14. THEM
  15. I
  16. AM
  17. A
  18. LIST
  19. REQUESTING
  20. MANWHORE