Why I'm going donate my teenagers to the state
Inspired by @beclem I hope you're happy because the gang sure isn't.
- •"Dad, how did mom ever fall in love with a guy who likes sucking dick more than her?"Because. I am actually you're mom.
- •"I am going to put you in a home when you get old"Aight. Shit, homie; you can do the fuck you want cuz' tomorrow you gon' wake up underground. Where only I can hear yo bitch ass screamin' cuz' I straight tapped yo new room-wassup muhfucka watchu' gon' do? You aint gon' do shit cuz' my son a bitch ass luh juvenile!
- •"I hope you stroke out in the shower"And I hope you have fun burying me
- •"I'm gonna run away"Go ahead. You won't. YOU WON'T!
- •"I love mom more than you""Oh thank god! Because now when your mother and I get that divorce you caused, she will be the one with custody, because I'm OUT!