YO, MR. NOVAK
@bjnovak you know what you should do, for our sake as well as our children's sake? You should endorse me. Just idk, relist a list I made that you find funny. We could be partners - think about it - Novak & Friesen Scented Candles. Or not even that big necessarily it could just be something as simple as giving me a shoutout.
- •First off, check out these free compliments in the form of a "Did you know"Did you know that even though my dad says your character on the office is a douchebag, that I think its my dad who is the douchebag. Jk my dad is dope. But still, you can't lie about this type of stuff.
- •Second,I would highly appreciate the shoutout. Just one. Just one shoutout for @grantwfriesen thats all I want.
- •Third,Who knows. Maybe someday there will be another Gulf War and we will both be drafted into the same platoon.
- •Fourth,Another hypothetical. What if we are actually the same person. You would be doing you and me a HUGE favor.
- •Fifth,This app is so cathartic you have no idea
- •SixthCheck it out. Six reasons off the bat to holla at ya boi @grantwfriesen
- •SeventhWhat? More reasons?!? That's revolutionary. As one mogul to another, help me out here fam.
- •EighthRun for president and guess what I will do. I promise you one genuine bonafide @grantwfriesen vote for you to be president.
- •NinthCome on. All the other kids are doing it. I heard giving me a shoutout is, like, the new pot.
- •TenthOh shit. Oh fuckking shit. The tenth reason. It would be super cool, virtually effortless and exponentially influential if you relisted a list of mine or gave me a shoutout.