WINES THAT TELL THIS ETERNAL WINTER TO GO SUCK IT

This winter won't end!!! Grab these grapes and warm the hell up.
  1. Cabernet. This is like the quintessential winter wine. Because you're gonna have a lot of steak.
  2. Malbec. Perfection with grilled meats of all kinds. And empanadas.
  3. Syrah. And go for the gold with Hermitage. Because in winter you're a hermit anyway.
  4. Zinfandel. It's big. It's bold. It's great with BBQ!
  5. Cab blends. Cabernet Sauvignon often needs another grape to balance out its structure and tannins. Enter Cab Franc. See how well this one pairs with a shit ton of snow?
  6. Champagne. Bubbles go with EVERY season. And snow is a natural refrigerator.
  7. Whiskey. For when all else fails.