THINGS I BEGRUDGINGLY OWE TO MY MOM
- •Leonard Cohen musicreally hated him as a child- really understand him now.
- •the importance of lotionsome of my earliest memories take place after a bath, when my mom would slather me with a thick layer of Nivea (the old kind, housed in a tub not a bottle). having to wait an hour for this to dry was always the WORST, but now I preach the importance of moisturizing to everyone I know so you win, mom
- •learning how to properly address an envelopeme as a child: ILL NEVER NEED TO DO THIS
- •being politeobviously as a little turd of a child I never wanted to speak to old people, or anyone deemed not worth my precious baby time, but my mom is polite to EVERYONE. her first impressions are always stellar. I like to think it rubbed off on me