Questions on a DMV job application
I'm pretty sure to work there you must answer yes to these questions.
- •Do you hate assisting people?Empathy and concern is not allowed.
- •Is your life miserable?If yes, proceed to next question. If no, we are done here.
- •Do you enjoy seeing other people miserable?Misery does love company after all and we here at the DMV pride ourseves on sharing ugly.
- •Do you frequently visit the lair of the Devil for advice?Strong mentors are important.
- •Would friends and family describe you as an emotion-less miserable fuck?
- •Is kindness supported with a smile useless in our society today?No one Iikes positivity.
- •If you answered yes to all of the above, Congrats! You're a perfect fit to our world of not helping people, sharing our inner anger and wrath and doing so to the best of our ability.