Doom?

Weird things have been happening
  1. The door bell rang earlier but there was no one there and no package
  2. The house phone started ringing but no one knows our number
  3. The power just went out but immediately came back on
  4. Um nothing else better happen
  5. I knew I shouldn't have performed that curse
  6. I'm not ready for the underworld I hate being hot
  7. I'll be fine if nothing else happens though right
  8. "Goes to sleep outside"