@ degree clinical - pls sponsor me
  1. 1.
    Trying to find the perfect romper online that comes from a real website that won't steal my money
  2. 2.
    Crossing the road in front of an impatient driver
    I was unreasonably nervous that he would tell his wife and/or kids about me when he got home
  3. 3.
    Being asked if I needed any help in the Shoppers Drug Mart
    I did, but I said no anyway. I didn't want to talk about my need for body tape with a stranger with good eyeliner
  4. 4.
    Accidentally driving too far past the speaker in the Starbucks drive-thru and having to lean out the window to scream-order my coffee
    One grande Caramel Macchiato with a cyanide shot pls
  5. 5.
    Seeing a number I didn’t recognize on my caller ID
  6. 6.
    Just EXISTING at work
  7. 7.
    People standing near my desk but not interacting with me
  8. 8.
    My laptop fan turning on VERY loudly because I opened powerpoint by accident
    If it annoyed my coworkers as much as it annoyed me then i'm a jerk
  9. 9.
    Trying not to breathe heavily after climbing one flight of stairs
  10. 10.
    Merging on the highway in front of a truck-driver who didn’t want me to merge
  11. 11.
    Every time an email went to my phone and made the screen light up
    Who needs me at 8:34PM on a Friday? 6:15 on a Tuesday? Who????